Flying Kiwis – September 5
Most of the Flying Kiwis were back in Aotearoa for All Whites duty so this week might be a bit of a slim one, but just because Chris Wood wasn’t in action for Burnley doesn’t mean he wasn’t making waves.
There Are Some Strange Omens At Chelsea & Arsenal After That Transfer Window
The defending champions and the team left out in the Europa League wilderness. You can understand Arsenal having some struggles given the state of things there but Chelsea just won the title...
All Whites 6-1 Solomon Islands: The Woodsman Strikes Thrice
In the end it was like nothing we’d ever seen from Uncle Tony’s All Whites. Not only did they aggressively look to dominate their Island opponents but they scored a bunch of goals in the process.
Flying Kiwis – August 29
The work has begun. Only a few days after being announced as a signing, Woody was making his debut for Burnley. A few days later he was on the board.
The Football Ferns Name Their Squad For The USA Tour
This latest Footy Ferns squad was a hugely anticipated one. Probably the most exciting press release the team’s had in a long while (sure beats learning that the captain’s prematurely retired for non-football reasons…).
Here’s Every Goal Ever Scored By New Zealanders in the English Premier League
Three different scorers combining for 16 goals, netted at four different clubs. Thanks to Woody’s recent move to Burnley those numbers are about to blow out big time so let’s celebrate the humble beginnings while we still can...
Flying Kiwis – August 22
He might not have been the main focus lately among kiwi footy folks but Winston Reid had himself one rollercoaster of a week, that’s for sure.
Chris Wood Is Off To Burnley and Back In The Premier League, Rejoice!
Yup, The Woodsman is returning to the big time. It’s a crazy set of circumstances but Leeds United are gonna have to find themselves a new target man because Burnley have put up the cash.
We’re Coming Into Some Definitive Times For Huddo’s All Whites
The plan is simple: Two games against the Solomon Islands, one home and one away. Win them on aggregate and advance to the intercontinental playoff with South America.
Flying Kiwis – August 15
As far as season openers go, Old Trafford isn’t the best place to get things underway. Winston was fit, Winston was back in action but his Hammers came up against a rampant Jose Mourinho team
The Wildcard’s 2017-18 Premier League Team By Team Preview
Key players, best signings, big questions and the ol' sack-o-meter. The Wildcard casts his dubious eye over the twenty teams trying to cash in on the latest English Premier League season.
Flying Kiwis – August 8
It’s been an offseason of change in Leeds. Ah but one thing never changes: Chris Wood ALWAYS scores goals.
Where Are We At With The Wellington Phoenix?
The FFA Cup is stupid, we didn’t wanna win it anyway. What’s the point in licensed franchise clubs playing against club amateurs? What’s the point in that when the Nix only ever get away draws at other A-League clubs?
How About That All Whites Squad For the Solomon Island Qualifiers, Then Aye?
It doesn’t look like a controversial squad. Winston’s back, Woody’s there... but hold it against the lads who went to the Confederations Cup and there are a few peculiar changes that’ve been made.
What’s With All These All Whites Going To Play in America?
Okay, something’s definitely going on here. In the space of about six weeks or so we’ve seen Myer Bevan, Michael Boxall, Stefan Marinovic and Bill Tuiloma all sign with Major League Soccer clubs in America...
Flying Kiwis – The Transfer Window #4
There’s never been a better transfer window for kiwi footballers than this one. Shout out to kiwi football. This time we've got a bit of Bill Tuiloma, Marco Rojas, Niko Kirwan, Rory Fallon and plenty more.
The Wildcard’s Top 20 Fantasy Premier League Tips for 2017-18 (Use At Your Own Peril)
Welcome, dear comrade. Perhaps you have walked these fabled halls before or perhaps this esteemed setting is completely new to you. It may be that you were invited, it may be that you have stumbled upon this place by accident.
Right Then, What The Hell Are West Ham Up To?
If you need to place a specific blame on what happened last season, transfers are probably where you wanna start. So how is this window going?
Flying Kiwis – The Transfer Window #3
When last we heard from Uncle Tony’s favourite custodian he was weighing up whether or not to move on from Unterhaching, where he’d had such a brilliant season on the way to promotion last time, in the wake of an expanded profile for his talents and an expiring contract.
Flying Kiwis – Michael Boxall Signs With Minnesota United
Fresh from being released by SuperSport United, Mike Boxall might wanna buy his agent a few bottles of something tasty and bitter because it’s only taken him a week to find a new club and it wasn’t exactly down the street either.