The 2014 Election

Which swift talking, common sense lacking adult who behaves like a petty teenager shall be graced with our vote?

Ah but I gotta pay rent.

How am I gonna put breakfast on the table for the kids?

I gotta pay off this student loan

In fact I need a job, so does he, so does she ... and we all got degrees. What about those who ain't that lucky?

They're still killing whales in the name of science?

How's our live stock gonna survive the winter?

Will the train arrive on time? 

Why doesn't the train come out my way?

But should I vote for that middle aged man who's acting like a teenage girl who's just discovered gossip?

Maybe one day, someone who's wholesome and genuinely nice and represents the people will come along, cos you know we'll vote them in.

Til then...