Fucking FIFA Filth
If you don't like naughty words, I'm sorry, it's just that, well, no
Happy Days In The English Premier League
I've always loved the English Premier League, like most other Kiwis and Australians and nearly every country on this beautiful planet.
Ernie! Why So Good Wictory?
An away journey to the Melbourne Victory/Wictory, not ideal.
Ernie! Winning Ways In Windy Welly
The Wellington Phoenix, they looked the goods with a 4-1 win over the Newcastle Jets but let's be honest, it's been coming.
Age, Don't Ask It's Rude
Throughout my time on this planet, the professional sporting window for a normal human being was between 18 - 32 or so.
Ernie! What's Up Mariner?
The Wellington Phoenix once outlined a plan to bring in the crowds and to play the beautiful game in a beautiful manner.
Wouldn't Mind That Phoenix Rising...
We keep it real here at the Nichey Niche, so right off the bat I'm gonna say that I, myself, the Mystery Doc am no Wellington Phoenix expert.
Where Do The All Whites Go From Here?
We've already published our reaction from the disastrous first leg of the All Whites World Cup qualifiers against Mexico. Now The Mystery Doctor and The Wildcard dig deep and dissect the campaign, looking towards the future and how we can someday get back to The Big Dance...