Right Then, What The Hell Are West Ham Up To?
If you need to place a specific blame on what happened last season, transfers are probably where you wanna start. So how is this window going?
Flying Kiwis – The Transfer Window #3
When last we heard from Uncle Tony’s favourite custodian he was weighing up whether or not to move on from Unterhaching, where he’d had such a brilliant season on the way to promotion last time, in the wake of an expanded profile for his talents and an expiring contract.
Flying Kiwis – Michael Boxall Signs With Minnesota United
Fresh from being released by SuperSport United, Mike Boxall might wanna buy his agent a few bottles of something tasty and bitter because it’s only taken him a week to find a new club and it wasn’t exactly down the street either.
Manchester United Are Power-Tripping Hard With This Romelu Lukaku Transfer
He was supposed to be going to Chelsea. A triumphant return to the club he left to chase first team football a few years back... right up until he signed for Manchester United instead.
Flying Kiwis – The Transfer Window #2
Flying Kiwis Transfer Window Numero Uno went into young Hank’s release from Blackpool, concluding with a little tease as to his probable next home. As expected that’s since been made official and you can paint it green because the lad’s off to Ireland.
While Other Clubs Are Settling, Everton Are Preparing A (Possible) Top Six Onslaught
Most Premier League seasons there’s that one mid-table team that really clicks and pushes the Champions League usuals the whole way. In recent times it’s been Southampton, it’s been West Ham... but usually it’s Everton.
Flying Kiwis – Chris Wood + Leeds United + Next Season
Was his career spike an inevitable thing or was it coaxed out of him by the tutelage of Garry Monk and forwards coach James Beattie? And can he repeat it now that both those men have left the club?
Flying Kiwis – The Transfer Window #1
With the Confederations Cup been and gone, most All Whites are plotting their way back into the new club season now. Therefore dig right on into this, the first sweeping update on the transfer dealings of kiwi footy players during this European offseason.
What Did We Learn About The All Whites At The Confederations Cup?
It was a funny old tour. Beginning with some lofty expectations of hitting up Russia with an eye to snatching a result or two, by the time we got to the Confeds the trash we’d seen in the two friendlies pretty much ruined any hope of that.
All Whites at the Confeds: Wrapping Things Up vs Portugal
And with that the Confederations Cup tour is over. It concluded with the All Whites’ toughest test and also their biggest defeat. Probably not a coincidence, that. It was Portugal and Cristiano Ronaldo
All Whites at the Confeds: The Fighting, The Cursing & The Football vs Mexico
It is not entirely clear what happened in between the All Whites’ game against Mexico and the rest of their Confederations Cup tour... but wasn't it great to watch?
All Whites at the Confeds: Russia & The Smolov Defeat
That was probably about what we should’ve expected. A couple goals, a comfortable loss but with a couple half-chances that might have changed something.
Chris Wood Is Being Underutilised By The All Whites (Let The Big Dog Eat)
He’s a large lad, old Chris Wood. Still only 25 years old but 191cm tall and built like a Minotaur in ballet shoes, a striker who can bulrush a defender and yet is somehow still capable of some sublime bits of finishing.
All Whites 0-1 Belarus: No More Of That, Please
Man… that kinda sucked. Sloppy at the back, overrun in the middle and couldn’t hardly get a thing going in attack. Too many long balls, not enough controlled possession. Some dumb mistakes and some terrible touches.
All Whites x Confederations Cup Update: She’s All On Track, Mate
The All Whites have confirmed their squad for the Confederations Cup and… it’s exactly the same as the squad they already have, preparing for the Confederations Cup. Sweet as, that means nobody tweaked an ankle or said anything mean about Huddo’s mum.
The Paranoid Underground of Football Transfer Rumours // Who Can You Trust?
Pick a random rumour. Ignore the clickbait headlines and find the actual, tangible information/claims within. Take that info and ask yourself: Where did this come from? Who does it benefit?
#WellyNix – It’s Pronounced Kell-Eh-Sitch (Or Something Like That)
Folks, we have our new gaffer. And… it’s the one we thought it would be. Bosnian/Dutch football genius (that last part is mostly hopeful subjection) Darije Kalezic will helm the Wellington Phoenix from now until eternity... unless the FFA kick us out.
#WellyNix – Kosta’s Off The Roster
It goes to show once again that there’s so much more in sports that we never hear or see. Kosta Barbarouses returned to the Wellington Phoenix as a marquee player but he’s left after only one season. A mutual decision after Kosta requested an early release.
All Whites 0-1 Northern Ireland: The Journey Begins
They all said they were treating this game like the first game of the Confederations Cup but it’s a good thing it wasn’t because we flippin’ lost.
Scouting the All Whites Confederations Cup Opponents: Portugal
It’s probably safe to say that the match against Portugal will be the All Whites’ last at the Confederations Cup but don't just assume they'll come out and thrash us.