The fat lady sung her little song on the day one

Under blue skies and an intense sun

Besides admiring the batsmanship, being a Black Cap wasn't much fun

Nah, don't be dumb, heading in to the final innings, the game could have been won

 

Take away the pitch and our troubles

480 was needed, get-able, do-able

Latham and McCullum working hard, ready to rumble

Snap back to reality, we crumble

 

It would have been nice to see some fight

But when you're being completely outplayed, try as you might

It just ain't nice, whether it was Ali, Zulfiqar Babar or Yasir #dynamite

No bark, no bite, here's hoping a few nets help make things right

 

Maybe Neesham's gotta go

Ronchi or Wagner? Or no changes, let 'em sort it out on their own

Don't get too upset tho, last summer was easy peasey at home

No worse place to be in world cricket at the mo - Pakistan's dojo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oi Black Caps, make it honkidory

Hampster the barefoot poet #hori