Joe Parker, you're my favourite boxer

Body-shots that rock and make them suffer

Bergman brought down but he still wants another

Just another pawn, all talk, loud like a muffler

Truth is Parker is the hottest prospect in the Southern hemisphere

Hands like Tyson but won't bite your ear

Hotter than wearing a parker in a sweaty Auckland summer

Eyeing up the belt, snatch and do a runner

Foundations are now laid with cash for a rainy day

Professional boxing you will raid, The Contender is what they'll say

While we wait to see what the next year will bring

Me and my Parker-loving homies will sing...

Fuuuuury, he's a furr-ball

Wild-er, than Mr Wilder

And as for Klitschko, well Joe's an uso

Joseph Paaaaaarker, malo