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Domestic Cricket Guide - Ford Trophy Poem

Drake went 'Back To Back'

Was he rapping about the Stags? I think so

Raining sixes at Pukekura Park? I think so

Jesse Ryder scoring 50+, back to back to back

 

Some say Pukekura Park's boundaries are whack

The young Stags were having none of that

Skipper Will Young's 51 off 42 was having none of that

Tom Bruce smoked 71 off 23 #WhackWhack

 

Andrew Ellis and Todd Astle had Canterbury on track

Ed Nuttall would be the leading wicket-taker if it wasn't for Seth Rance

One lefty, one righty, they both had batsmen in a trance

George Worker is on his own track

 

The Worker, he'll murk ya

159 off the top, a BLACKCAPS call up must beckon

Hope the Stags enjoyed their Sunday session

No dogs 'cos that cellphone footage will murk ya

 

Stags with swag and 40 g's in the stash

Love domestic cricket like potato mash