Another World Cup come and gone
Another crowning glory
Another nation sings its song
One more triumphant story
But how will Ozil, Per and Pol
Look back in cold North London?
Or Sanchez with his tricks and goals
And Arsenal’s other gunmen?
Can Liverpool recapture all
The promise of last season,
Without the goals of Suarez or
His teeth and lack of reason?
At least the Reds have half a team
Unlike poor ol’ Southampton
Who sold em all for pork and beans
Shaw, Lallana, Lambert, Lovren…
MUFC have LVG
To rally up the boys
Just how he goes we’ll wait and see
But he can’t be worse than Moyes!
Mourinho has flashed the gold
In tightening Chelsea’s roster
Like Cesc’s return to shores of old
And combative Diego Costa
Man City they are champions still
And hoping for a replay
Though this time round be sure, they will
To wish Yaya Happy Birthday!
We welcomed West Ham to NZ
They sure do blow some bubbles
But without the threat of Carroll’s head
They might just have some trouble
Newcastle too, they came and played
For all of us down under
A bunch of transfers Pardew’s made
Mais il parle français, I wonder?
The promoted three are bound to be
Struggling for survival
Though 'tween ‘Arry’s fees and Rio’s knees
QPR might still go viral
Could Everton be threatening
With Barkley and Lukaku?
Could Tottenham keep up with them
With goals from poor Soldado?
You’ve got Sunderland among the pack
That could either soar or flail
Like Villa with Benteke back
And Swansea reppin’ Wales
Stoke are not a team you’d like
To catch midweek in winter
And West Brom too know how to strike
And put your legs in splinters
Hull fresh from a Cup Final
And Palace without Pulis
The EPL is almost here now
Finally, let’s do this!