NBA fans living in NZ often cop a pretty raw deal when it comes to watching games. ESPN only shows a maximum of three games a week, and if you’re a fan of a team in a small market then you’re forced to forget all about watching games in glorious HD and instead have to resort to streaming grainy footage from dubious websites of questionable legality.
So, where to now? The difficult thing about this ANBL roster system is that players are all rated on a scale of 1-10 based on experience and pedigree, and a team’s squad must fit under 70 points. It’s complicated, and we’ll let the board deal with it. Youth players are cheaper, star players are expensive, college players are automatically a 7 or something. Whatever. Let’s talk brass tax.
This Is How Chris Bosh Celebrated His 30th Birthday - at a strip club in Miami, with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony playing, makin’ it rain dollar bills.
Now, before you start worrying if this decadence is affecting his on-field performance, the last three games before his party he averaged 9.7pts 7.3rebs shooting 1/13 from 3pt zone. Then after his big blowout, he came back fresh and smelling of Cuban (cigars) to score 15 and 8 with 4 steals (3/6 3pters). I hope you’re taking notes, every other NBA player.
New York has a lot of things going for it basketball-wise – NBA headquarters, world famous arena, and the best street ball in the world - so you’d almost definitely assume that they must have an absolutely top-tier team and be challenging for the title every year.
As it happened, the Breakers were already out of the running for the playoffs after results since their last game just didn’t go their way. So this game was a glorified exhibition for the fans, and an occasion to send off the legendary CJ Bruton.
Fresh Prince
1. Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder 31.9ppg, 7.7rpg, 5.5apg)
2. LeBron James (Miami Heat, 27.0ppg, 6.9rpg, 6.4apg)
3. Blake Griffin (LA Clippers, 24.3ppg, 9.7rpg)
June 17, 2010. Almost 20,000 wild fans are crammed into a heaving Staples Centre. This is it. The moment that we dream of as wide-eyed children shooting hoops in the backyard. To hit that winning jump shot, to make that crucial rebound… even just to be there to witness the majesty from the confines of the crowd. It’s the greatest occasion in all of basketball – Game 7 of the NBA Finals.
The Sydney Cricket Ground has gone through an Extreme Home Makeover (MOVE THAT TRUCK!) with the baseball heading to town. The Arizona Diamondbacks play the LA Dodgers in the season opener, which the league has started taking on the road (they went to Japan last year). Hopefully some day they make it to our shining shores. Both games are completely sold out, with the full MLB experience being promised. I mean, foot-long hotdogs and all.
Fresh Prince
The Los Angeles Lakers. Everyone seems to have an opinion on them, whether it’s that they are indeed the greatest team in the league and you’d be an absolute idiot to not support them, or that you must be only a bandwagoner or a fair weather fan if you’re a Lakers supporter. Personally, they are...
Just in case you thought Kevin Durant was gonna cruise to the MVP title this season, LeBron James is sending some aggressive signals to the contrary. Playing with a protective mask on his face, he dropped 61 on the struggling Bobcats – his personal and also a Heat franchise record total. Plus he did it shooting 22/33, with only a legendary pair of big men (Wilt Chamberlain and Karl Malone) ever scoring a more efficient 60+ game.
The topic for this week’s article was spurred by a question posed on a forum that I frequent, and it touched upon an aspect of the game that doesn’t often get its fair share of attention – defence. For something that composes 50% of the game, it’s usually overlooked in favour of its more...
I guess it’s time to turn the attention to seeing off CJ Bruton’s career in style. You simply cannot underestimate the impact that this guy has had not only on this team but also in basketball in NZ. He brought credibility and championship credentials to the Breakers and the 3-peat could not have happened without him. The crowd’s gonna blast the roof off when he gets announced in his final home game.
Fresh Prince
Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder 31.5ppg, 7.7rpg, 5.6apg)
LeBron James (Miami Heat, 26.9ppg, 7.1rpg, 6.5apg)
LaMarcus Aldridge (Portland Trailblazers, 23.9ppg, 11.4rpg)
Paul George (Indiana Pacers, 22.7ppg, 6.4rpg)
The Spurs continue to hang around in the Western Conference
Tony Parker (San Antonio Spurs 17.7ppg, 6.2apg)
Chris Paul (LA Clippers, 18.8ppg, 11.1apg)
Stephen Curry (Golden State Warriors, 23.8ppg, 8.8apg, 4.3rpg)
Kevin Love (Minnesota Timberwolves, 26.6ppg, 13.2rpg, 4.1apg)
His Airness
Kevin Durant – 31.5 points, 7.7 rebounds, 5.6 assists.
KD has not slowed down since the return of Russell Westbrook, averaging 33 points, 7.9 rebounds and 7.4 assists in the last 10 games. Despite his bad game against the Heat, KD continues to impress. The only thing KD hasn’t been able to continue to do is win, losing their last 4 of 5 games.
LeBron James – 26.9 points, 7.1 rebounds, 6.5 assists.
James’ impressive performance against Durant and the Thunder definitely put him closer to KD in the MVP race. However, he still remains behind him in my race. After breaking his nose, if LeBron continues to keep up his recent performances then I expect him to pass Durant soon.
Nighthawk
Kevin Durant (OKC) 31.5 ppg , 5.6 apg , 7.7 rpg
The Thunder have returned to their full strength roster in having Russell Westbrook return, however they have lost 3 straight games since his return. The question right now is - is Westbrook’s return harming Durant’s MVP hopes and more importantly the Thunders title hopes? I still feel the Thunder are just getting used to having Westbrook back just like they started a little slow after losing him , they must however sort it out soon before losing their number one seed to Spurs. I think this last stretch of games has hurt Durant’s MVP hopes but still, he is number although LeBron ousted Durant this past week. I still feel Durant’s game hasn’t slowed down and one game doesn’t take what he did in the past 2 months away from him. Durant is still number one but by a very small margin.
LeBron James (MIA) 26.9 ppg , 6.5 apg , 7.1 rpg
LeBron has been on a mission ever since Durant started to turn up his game and he has finally begun to shoot the ball more. The Heat have benefitted from LeBron’s recent success and have been closing the gap on Pacers for the number one seed. LeBron missed the last game with a broken nose suffered in the Thunder game as he threw down a dunk but is expected back against the Knicks. LeBron has closed the gap dramatically on Durant and if he returns and plays at the level he has been while Durant’s Thunder continue to slip, LeBron will take back the number one spot in the rankings.
Blake Griffin (LAC) 24.3 ppg , 9.9 rpg , 3.5 apg
Blake Griffin holds steady in the number 3 spot and has been solid after his great All Star game. He’s averaged 25.6 ppg and 10.4 rpg in the 5 games since the break and although the Clippers lost 2 in row out of the gates they came back strong with a big win against a hot Rockets team and his play was a big part of that. Griffin has elevated his game and is now a player who scores in many ways and is not just a dunker as some describe, watch out for him in this year’s post season.
FP - Miami Heat
The defending champions, Miami Heat have won five straight games, three coming after the All Star break including a convincing win over Chicago without LeBron James. The Heat appear to be ready for playoff basketball and any doubts that they were slowing or detached from the regular season are being shut down. The Heat knows what it takes to win a championship and their form is oddly consistent with their past two seasons. Strangely enough at the 53 games played point of the season, Miami were 39-14, the exact same total as the past three seasons in the ‘big 3’ era.
HA - Chicago Bulls
8-2 over the last 10 games is very impressive for a team that really has no stars. Since Rose’s injury the Bulls have been an under the radar team this year. Remarkably they continue to win and are rising in the Eastern Conference.
Joakim Noah has been a beast for the Bulls
Houston Rockets
The Rockets have been finding form over the last month, winning 8 of their last 10 games the Rockets sit 5th in the Western Conference, but with a record of 39-19 they are not far off taking the third spot or even progressing higher before the end of the season. Rockets head coach Keving McHale attributed much of their recent success to an improving team chemistry.
FP
· Miami Heat
· LA Clippers
· Portland Trailblazers
· Dallas Mavericks
· Washington Wizards
· Charlotte Bobcats
NH – Charlotte Bobcats
The Bobcats are no longer the laughing stock of the NBA this season, in fact they are a team that are likely to book a spot in the post season. They currently are holding the 6th spot in the Eastern Conference and are climbing, they have won 4 straight and are looking good. They now have a little break but have a serious test ahead as their few next games are against the Spurs, Thunder, Heat and Pacers. This will be a huge test for them but if they can steal a win or two during this stretch, they can prove they’re legit and can ride with the big boys.
FP
· Philadelphia 76ers
· LA Lakers
· New Orleans Pelicans
· Oklahoma City Thunder
HA - LA Lakers
Without Kobe this team has been a disgrace, they haven’t been sliding because they have never been good this season. However, with recent trades they are looking stronger. Pau Gasol is not happy and they have finally reached the bottom of the Western Conference, this makes me wonder how much longer can they keep Mike D’Antoni as their head coach.
Atlanta Hawks
Only winning 1 of their last 10 games the Hawks are sliding. They still currently sit in the playoff picture (8th) however, this may not last long, with the Cav’s finding form and the Pistons within striking distance they need to start improving
NH –Phoenix Suns
The Suns are they team on the slide this week as they have lost their last 3 and are 4-6 over the last 10. They are barely holding on to the 8th seed now in the strong Western Conference and are just a game ahead of the Memphis Grizzles who have been playing well lately. The Suns are arguably over achieving this year with a few key injuries but still have a chance to make the playoffs, they just need to pick up their game now before it’s too late.
Plenty of love for Kevin as both the Fresh Prince and the Nighthawk appreciate his work…
Kevin Love – 37 points, 12 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 11/20 FG, 6/10 3PT
Kevin Love recorded his first career triple double (had to triple check this as I didn’t believe it myself) against the Jazz this past week. Love was in fine form, putting together a dominant performance led by his monster third quarter. 22 points, 6 rebounds, 3 assists in one quarter ! Love has recorded 48 double-doubles this year but his first triple double earns him my performance of the week!
Something a little different this week for the play of the week! Defense into offense after this monster block by Portland Trailblazer Thomas Robinson, leading to an alleyoop at the other end for Will Barton!
FP - Damian Lillard
This week’s undercover brother isn’t as ‘undercover’ as our usual suspects. Damian Lillard as most will know, is a first time NBA All-Star, last season’s rookie of the year and increasingly popular after his appearance in all five NBA All-Star events. While Lillard may have not impressed many with his All-Star appearances (I think his dunks were underrated) he has been leading the LaMarcus Aldridge-less Blazers to a 4-1 record post all-star break. Averaging 27.2ppg over that stretch well above his season average of 21.2, Lillard has been instrumental for Portland.
HA - Kevin Love
Averaging 32.9 points, 13.5 rebounds and 4.4 assists in his last 10 games Love is playing like an MVP. Unfortunately his team is still losing. However, with every good performance he puts in his stock goes up and will make more teams want him come this year’s free agency.
The NBA started a new era after all-star break with a new commissioner for the first time in 30 years. Adam Silver became the 5th ever NBA commissioner and many storylines involve his future plans for the NBA. Many rumours have appeared while others are being discussed more as Silver has big plans for the future of the NBA. Ideas such as the sleeved jersey, check out Laker Eight’s risky business entry (http://theniche-cache.com/american-sports/2014/2/24/laker-eight-presents-risky-business) and raising the minimum age for NBA entrants. With a few changes in mind, no doubt others will surface as the new commish settles into chair atop the NBA.
Another story line evolving was the Brooklyn Nets signing Jason Collins, the first openly gay player to play in the NBA or any other of the big four American sports. Interestingly enough Collins signed a 10-day contract and his jersey sales rocketed to the highest in the league the first day his no.98 jersey became available. Fairly impressive considering the guy will play few minutes but a great statement for sport and the NBA.
Bulls @ Mavericks on Saturday
Warriors @ Raptors on Monday
Warriors @ Pacers on Wednesday
Heat @ Rockets on Wednesday
Clippers @ Suns on Wednesday
Heat @ Spurs on Friday
The big news coming out of OKC is that Kendrick Perkins will miss up to 6 weeks after sustaining a groin injury against Miami (the very game that Russell Westbrook returned from his extended layoff). This likely means an expanded role for Adams, probably as a starter though that won’t necessarily...
Zack Greinke vs Australia
With the LA Dodgers set to open the MLB season on location in Aussie, star pitcher Zack Greinke has caused a bit of a stir on the dark side of the Tasman by making it very clear how much he hates the idea of spreading the game internationally like this. He says he feels “zero excitement” over the trip, which has pissed off a few descended convicts. The Dodgers play the Diamondbacks in two games at the SCG on the 22 & 23 of March. Give him The Boot, I say!
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