I'm abit of a poet, incase you didn't know it

Why, like a purple cow in the average herd

Are England different, strange and so absurd

The opposition move efficient and fast

England are left to chew on the grass

Chile were hot, England were not

Gemany had Guile, England were docile

But for all England’s downs, And all Germany’s ups

England still have 2 Word Wars and 1 World Cup

So England may not always be winning

And the fans may not always be singing

But chin up there is always tomorrow

But for today… England are still shit though.