Following A Whack Whack Mercenary - Kevin Pietersen
Kevin Pietersen, you head down under
To be a good lad, down under
To whack a few Big Bash sixes, down under
But you started with some club cricket, down under
You got 41, so good on you
Thoroughly deserving of a VB or other Aussie brew
The Melbourne Renegades are lucky to have you
I'll definitely tune in, sipping Double Browns or some other Kiwi brew
You even like a whack, just like us
We're not taking the piss, you're a cricketing wizard
A lover of the great game, just like us
We'll tune in to watch you whack a few with your wand