Kevin Pietersen, you head down under

To be a good lad, down under

To whack a few Big Bash sixes, down under

But you started with some club cricket, down under

You got 41, so good on you

Thoroughly deserving of a VB or other Aussie brew

The Melbourne Renegades are lucky to have you

I'll definitely tune in, sipping Double Browns or some other Kiwi brew

You even like a whack, just like us

We're not taking the piss, you're a cricketing wizard

A lover of the great game, just like us

We'll tune in to watch you whack a few with your wand