Black Caps Black Book .../Diary - Poetry

Did you think that Dan would be the man?

He's vibrant like an elf

But was it part of the plan?

Fuck an elf, he's a wizard #GANDALF

Vettori has worked his magic

B-Mac has led his troops

Slightly orgasmic for the cricket tragic

Like an eagle, the Black Caps swoop

They dismantled England, scarred them

They trampled the Aussies, humbled them

Nobody has posed a threat yet

To top dog status, they've crept

But the fun has just begun

Are we mentally tough enough?

Old heads and young guns

I've got a feeling it's not all fluff