Daniel Vettori and Stephen Fleming are the two smartest kiwi cricketing minds, they just aren't helping the Blackcaps. All good, everyone's better off waiting until the sillyness is over.
Honestly, Tom Walsh is one of New Zealand’s top athletes. At this stage he simply has to be. Perhaps he doesn’t look like Sonny Bill Williams when he takes the sleeves off but this guy is an athletic freak in his own right
Suzie Bates and her Southern Vipers are defending Kia Women's Super League champions, there's a few more kiwi women who wouldn't mind upsetting the White Ferns skipper though.
Wladimir Klitschko has retired from boxing. 21 years in the sport and he leaves it with a 64-5 record having fought a record 29 title bouts amongst them. That's the legend right there.
What would happen in kiwi cricketers had a say in their cricketing schedule?
Guess what!? Corey Anderson's battlin' a bad back again.
New Zealand Cricket has released their summer schedule and there will be more Tests in the Ashes than there will be in Aotearoa this summer. Yuck.
Craig Cachopa and Bevan Small will be back in action this summer as the domestic cricket contracts were sussed. There's an early Power Ranking squiz as well for you domestic dorks.
The Athletics World Championships are taking place in London from August 4-13. It ain’t the Olympics… but it’s the next best thing, don’t doubt it.
Central Districts Stags coach Heinrich Malan is back to answer a few off-season questions for El Niche Cache.
A crappy Champions Trophy and a crappy Women's World Cup could be reason for concern about kiwi cricket. Aotearoa has talent and there's even more talent coming through, so should we be worried or exciting, or both?
Hannah Rowe tried her best to help the White Ferns book a World Cup semi final. Then Aotearoa went and got rolled for 79 by India, yup WTF.
Shawn Hicks is gappin' Auckland to move down to Otago, Wellington have brought in a couple experienced youngsters and Canterbury didn't really need to do a whole lot to their squad.
England put Aotearoa in the shade with a classy performance, leaving our White Ferns with a game against India on Saturday that they need to win just to make the semi finals.
Feel that tingle in your loins? That's the vibration of domestic cricket working it's way through Aotearoa's chilly winter air. We've got some domestic cricket contracts to look at yo, specifically Auckland, Northern Districts and Central Districts.
Sophie Devine joined Rachel Priest on the bus to boom-town as the White Ferns beat Pakistan. Now for a intriguing challenge against England...
Rachel Priest went bonkers, scoring 90 of the 150 runs Aotearoa required to beat West Indies. There were a few changes to the White Ferns, so how is it all looking as they roll through the World Cup?
Australia's cricketers (and rugby league players) are pushing back against the authority, resulting in a lockout. Could the same happen with Aotearoa's cricketers and the national body next year?
This is boxing, it doesn’t matter how well you win a round; unless you get that knockdown it’s still 10-9 on the scorecard. Ultimately, unfair though it may have been, that’s why Manny Pacquiao lost his belt.
Amelia Kerr took a couple wickets and Suzie Bates hit a half-century in her 100th ODI, but those Aussies were too good for Aotearoa. The White Ferns keep on building though...