Things That Get Coaches Sacked: A Poem
Things That Get Coaches Sacked: A Poem
by The Wildcard
Bad results
Ugly style
Haven’t won
For a while
Getting stale
Gone off track
This is what gets coaches sacked
Playoffs missed
Relegated
Transfers sucked
Fans frustrated
Disillusioned
Lots of flack
This is what gets coaches sacked
Player power
Injured stars
Too much time
Drunk in bars
Didn’t listen
To the pack
This is what gets coaches sacked
Couldn’t hang
With the lads
Got to fighting
With the dads
Took a knife
In the back
This is what gets coaches sacked
Promised lots
Delivered nil
Players were
Uncoachable
Built it up
Just a hack
This is what gets coaches sacked
Out of money
Out of touch
Talked too little
Talked too much
Lost the spark
Lost the knack
This is what gets coaches sacked
Blamed the refs
Blamed the press
Blamed the fans
Caused a mess
No more trophies
For the stack
This is what gets coaches sacked
Didn’t listen
Didn’t grow
Told the board
Where to go
Hit the road
Just like Jack
This is what gets coaches sacked
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