The 2013 season started with a hiss and a roar

The poor old Warriors, couldn't even score

Score as good as George Burgess who's selfie became folklore.

The was no Alabama Crimson Tide, but of course there were peptides

Not for SBW who dominated Bondi

While the Bunnies title hopes became bonafide.

Not even the Prince could save the Broncos

And the Eels looked like they went on too many smokos.

State of Origin was a doozey of a series

But Queensland still found time to get boozie on the beersies

Or was it just some sort of conspiracy theory?

The best teams were tough yet incredibly skillful

Two amazing tries, the art was beautiful.

Somehow the refs always stole the show

Their brains seem to tick awfully slow, not as slow as Blake Ferguson though.

DCE was awesome, so was Kieran Foran

Thurston, a genius

Destructive was Inglis.

To the victor go the spoils, Congrats to the Roosters

Russell Crowe was gonna take his mob to the Playboy mansion, I'm sure Steve Noyce will take you to Hooters.