NRL Finals week 1 was a banger

A bang up banger as That Guy would say

Who thought the Roosters vs Panthers would end up that way?

By the way, I think it's pronounced Wa-ten-aaay

A moment of brilliance from Penrith's young gun

After a moment of brilliance from South Sydney's old wise buddha head one,

Lote Tuqiri, all quality, us youngins forget about his duality

His vitality rubs off on Kirisome, who stood up to and dismantled Jamie

Shout out to Tariq Sims for bringing the brutality

The sight of a shoulder charge, ah, so lovely

But will it cost the Cowboys a semi?

Here's hoping the Doggies don't get to close to the trophy

Hopefully they'll perform woefully, I say that jokingly but really

Bulldogs vs Sea Eagles, Cowboys vs Roosters, get ready

Maybe they'll be nail biting cracker jackers, maybe they'll draw blanks

Boring footy, plain like Plank

Do you remember Ed, Edd and Eddy!?