NRL Offseason Octopus - The Disappointers
Jimmy and his Sharks will disappoint this season #HotTake.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Matt Moylan And His (Kiwi) Panthers
Matt Moylan is now the Panthers' skipper, but where will he play and which kiwis are impacting his 2016 season?
NRL Offseason Octopus - Pauli Pauli On The Move
Pauli Pauli is now a Knight, he joins low key kiwis David Bhana and James Taylor. There's also the 2013 Australian Schoolboys team that's being sprinkled throughout the NRL.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Danger Dane's A Rabbit
Dane Nielsen hasn't been very good in recent years, so the Rabbitohs wanted him while our own kiwi Joseph Tapine is walking a tightrope. There's also our first NRL Nines squad, yey.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Michael Jennings Heads West
We're scratching our beards as well, wondering how good Parramatta might be with Michael Jennings in their midst.
NRL Offseason Octopus - On The Cusp/Brink
Darcy Lussick is on a horse and he's also on the cusp/brink. Will Lussick and the others enjoy a successful 2016 or see their NRL careers stutter?
NRL Offseason Octopus - Jenko, Copley and Gavet
On the scale of 'meh' and Roger Tuivasa-Sheck, the possible signing of James Gavet ranks right down the 'meh' end of things. That plus Michael Jennings to the Eels?
NRL Offseason Octopus - Who's The Most Interesting Team In The NRL?
I ain't saying that they'll win the league, just that the Raiders are very interesting.
NRL Offseason Octopus - How Dylan Walker Fits Into Manly
D-Walks hits the beach, joining Manly and Daly Cherry Evans while the Dragons effectively signed some Russell Packer bloke as well.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Where's The Transfer Window?
St George Dragons needed a top-knot, so they signed Tim Lafai and the NRL should stop being so silly.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Hoppa, Roberts And Another Game Of Dominoes
Will Hopoate is on the move, so is James Roberts plus we send our good vibes out to Honeti Tuha.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Them Dominoes...
Manly want to move our kiwi lad to another club? Oh and everything about the Wests Tigers vs Robbie Farah is dumb ... you're all dumb!
NRL Offseason Octopus - When One Domino Falls...
Dylan Walker has been on the outer at the Bunnies and now we may see him make a move. Plus Joey Leilua, Frank Pritchard, Robbie Farah and some good yarns.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Sam Burgess Is Back
The 'Burgess Effect' experiment has now started so grab your notepads and put away the painkillers.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Deuces Jamal
I have and always will like Jamal Idris, all the best champ.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Australia's Sam Burgess Insecurity
Australia have been getting their knickers in a twist about Sam Burgess ever since he left, so where do we sit with big Sammy now? Plus a few young kiwi lads are on the move.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Ivan Cleary Got Sacked!?
Ivan Cleary has been sacked, or he had his contract 'terminated' which is all a bit dramatic. There's also situations involving Taupau and Hopoate ... oh yeah David Smith, but who really cares about the guys in suits.
NRL Offseason Octopus - Players On The Move
The NRL Offseason Octopus brings you the latest from the NRL's offseason like Jesse Sene-Lefao being snapped up by the Cronulla Sharks.
The Offseason Octopus
Regular Nichey Niche Cache faithful will know that Manu is one of our favourite athletes, let alone NRL players and any recognition he gets is thoroughly deserved.
The Offseason Octopus
If things click in Cronulla, they could make the top 8 but things would have to go near perfectly for that to happen.