I Should Have Been Drafted, A Poem
Not everyone gets to live the NBA dream...
Not everyone gets to live the NBA dream...
Give Boogie some damn respect! Also, nice to see that Big Bogut got invited to Vegas with the lads.
If a man scores outplays every other player on the court, but his team loses the series, will anyone even bother remembering it?
It’s what they play their entire careers for, it’s what we fans spend our entire lives in hope of. The Golden State Warriors are NBA champions!
Dear Delly
Yours Truly,
Sheep shagger
Continuing his passion for fashion and selling glasses to people who don’t need glasses, Russell Westbrook’s struck a deal to sell branded NBA frames.
It’s fast become clear that we will never ever reach Peak Gronk. He is a forever perpetuating fountain of Bro Wisdom, Partying and Football.
Would you rather four All-Stars with home court advantage… or one superstar with a hobble?
Russell Westbrook wore his lucky shirt to the Lottery. It didn't work.
DEFLATE-GATE! Yeah, that’s right, we’re still talking about it.
Steph Curry, take a bow. You are the 2014/15 NBA MVP.
If a ball lands in the outfield and there’s nobody there to cheer it, is it still registered as a Major League hit?
The next time you see Rajon Rondo on a pro basketball court, expect him to be wearing purple and gold.
"I'm dreadfully sorry to disagree with you, Mr Umpire, it's just that I happen to be of a contrary opinion to your previous decision is all. Do please reconsider, it'd mean ever so much to me."
As the curtains are drawn on the regular season, thoughts turn towards the impending playoffs. But first, there’s paperwork to be filed.
The NFL is slightly less hairy and slightly less friendly now.
"If you want to be a chiseled six foot six inch All-Pro football player who makes big money to score touchdowns and win Super Bowls, and if you like to have just as much fun with your family and enjoying life, then this book is for you!"
The bats are all polished, the balls hand stitched. Trucks full of chewing tobacco are currently backing up noisily to Major League stadiums all over America.
There’s no greater legitimiser of NBA superstardom than winning an MVP award.
Farewell Steve Nash, you were one of the greats.