The World Cup’s Expanding And It’s Not That Big Of A Deal
No more Roads to Russia, no more Rory Fallons against Bahrain, no more whatever the hell you wanna describe the insane journey it took to make it to Spain in 1982.
Football Ferns in Rio: Game Three vs France/Dark Horse Obituary
The Football Ferns lost to France 3-0, dropping out of the Rio Olympics. No shame in losing to France, however we're seeing the same issues hold this Ferns team back.
Football Ferns in Rio: Game Two vs Colombia
Amber Hearn hit the winner and our Football Ferns beat Columbia 1-0, can they keep the goals flowing against a strong French side?
Breaking Down The Football Ferns Rio Olympics Squad
We've got a Football Ferns Olympic squad and there's no one better to lead the underdogs to glory than Abby Erceg.
Hard & Fast: Football Ferns vs Matildas, June 4th/7th.
Our Football Ferns will take on Australia's Matildas in two games across the ditch before they head to Rio, fantastic.
Socceroo Envy
Seeing Tim Cahill and his Socceroos beat up Jordan made the Doc feel some sort of way, so he wrote a thing about it.
Hard & Fast: Football Ferns Suffer 1-0 Defeat To Brazil
The Football Ferns are in Portugal for the Algarve Cup and they went down to Brazil in their first game.
Ernie! Battlers March On, Led By Mr 200
Andrew Durante's 200th appearance, a 'do-what-it-takes' win over Melbourne City and Phoenix generosity.
Ernie! Good, But Mainly Dumb (Wellington Phoenix 2-3 Newcastle Jets)
Good signs, but another stinker of a game from the Wellington Phoenix as they went down 3-2 to the Newcastle Jets ... who have made the Nix their bunnies.
Hard & Fast: No Alex Jones For Wellington Phoenix :(
FIFA said no.
Ernie! It Was (Kinda) Worth The Wait
Blake Powell was perfect, Hamish Watson impressive and the Nix held the fort admirably. It's been a long time coming folks.
Hard & Fast: Phoenix Signing Alex Jones Waits For Paperwork
Alex Jones was recently signed by the Phoenix but he's still chillin' like a villian.
Ernie! Another Week, Another Mountain Of Possession, Another Loss
This guy scored for Perth Glory, they beat the Phoenix 1-0 and the woes continue.
Ernie! 3-1, Youngsters And A New Signing #PositiveVibes
The Wellington Phoenix were once again reasonably average in their loss against Central Coast. There were a few youngsters though who offered some sort of hope and there's a new signing as well.
Ernie! Wellington Phoenix Slump To New Low/Flogging The Dead Horse
Melbourne City have Mooy, Fornaroli and a collection of fine football players who were simply a class above the Wellington Phoenix.
Ernie! ... You've Gotta Fix This Ernie
Ernie bruh, what's doing?
Ernie! Passing To Caspar And Fighting Hard #NilAll
The A-League's leaders got shafted by the ref and our Wellington Phoenix snuck through a tricky encounter with a 0-0 draw. Chur.
Ernie! Pure Shambles
Apparently you only get a yellow card for headbutts these days? Don't let that overshadow a very average display from Wellington Phoenix.
Ernie! Why Adelaide? Why Boxing Day? Why So Shit?
Moss let an easy one in, Riera got two yellows and Adelaide got three goals. Merry Christmas Phoenix fans.
Ernie! Shout Out To Defence
Roy hit a pen, players wore #SaveTheNix warm up shirts and some Holosko fella scored a pearler in a 1-1 draw.