Chris Wood returned to the pitch for Leicester against Bournemouth, coming off the bench as a 52nd minute sub for David Nugent. Nuge had opened the scoring early on, though the score was tied at 1 when he limped off...
Team of the Week:
Begovic (Stoke City)
Jones (West Brom) Senderos (Fulham) Chico (Swansea)
Townsend (Spurs) Ramsey (Arsenal) Oscar (Chelsea) Silva (Man City)
Ozil (Arsenal) Hazard (Chelsea
Aguero (Man City)
Hero of the Week:
Heroes of the week include Aguero, Ozil and Hazard after they were all at the double for their respective teams. Aguero was the star performer as City defeated West Ham to earn their first away win of the season! It’s been somewhat of a hoodoo for City so far having not won on the road so they’ll be relieved to have been able to tick that off as they have been relying on their fantastic home form so far. Aguero is one of the most deadly strikers in the league and as long as he keeps fit then City have got every chance of getting top spot, they just need to stop leaking goals. Ozil has been an unbelievable success since his arrival with plenty of assists and goals which has transformed Arsenal into a team with more cutting edge and ruthlessness. One of his two goals on the weekend was an impressive header which he is by no means known for so to see him score such a goal makes you wonder what he CAN’T do. Hazard also got a double against Cardiff to put himself in the hero category despite his second goal being more of a goalkeeping mistake by Marshall, nevertheless Hazard made Chelsea tick to gain vital 3-points.
Goals, Goals, Goals:
A special mention this week has to go three breath-taking goals from Wilshere, Kasami, and Sidwell. Great goals are always scored in the Premier League but these 3 are really something and I would borderline illegal to not give them a viewing, get in it.
Nipple of the Week:
Nipple of the week has be Cardiff Keeper Marshall. Against Chelsea he had a shocker, the sort of games that every keeper inevitably has but also dreads. First Eto’o stole the ball off him after he bounced it on the ground before clearing it, then he let Oscar’s goal loop over him when he probably should have got a palm to it, and then he let Hazards second goal slip under his body to cap off a horrible 90 minutes. To be honest his first mistake where Eto’o cheekily stole the ball off him should have been called back for a foul, he still had control of the ball and the rules state that the keepr has to lose control of the ball or drop it in order for a player to be able to make such an interception – clearly Marshall was just bouncing it. However he knew that Eto’o was right behind him, in fact the striker was basically sitting on his shoulder so why bounce the ball? Why act so casual and lazy? Why take the risk? Sunderland also made themselves look like a bunch of nipples this weekend as Poyet’s first game as Di Canio’s replacement resulted in a 4-0 thrashing by Swansea – 2 of the goals being own goals. They say mistakes are made so we can learn from then, Sunderland have failed to do so.
Woody returned to the bench this week, having missed a few games with a hamstring issue, but he didn’t make it into the action. Leicester City held off Huddersfield to win their fifth straight home game...
So it’s that time again where European teams find out whether they will be competing in the World’s biggest sporting event – the FIFA World Cup. England will know by tomorrow morning whether they will qualify for the tournament automatically or will be facing the gruelling play-offs to decide who jets off to Brazil come next June. They come up against a decent Poland team knowing that they need a win and nothing less to book their place in the tournament. It’s a huge game for England as a footballing nation, for player’s careers and the shape football for the next 2 years and beyond.
Basically from this game we will learn a bit more about this team’s character as this game is the most important it’s had to face so far. Hodgson has had enough time now to implement his way onto the team after taking over just before Euro 2012 – so this really is HIS team. His record has been good in qualifying with only 3 goals conceded and a decent goal difference. However some performances have been questionable such as the draw with Ukraine at Wembley last year, which is probably the reason they haven’t qualified already, and the draw with Montenegro earlier this year. At times Hodgson’s England are too cautious, deciding to sit back when taking the lead and invite pressure. There can be times for this but not against teams that we should be knocking 3 goals past. Whether you see England’s qualifying campaign as good, bad, ugly, or average the most important thing is that they just get there. Take a look back to England’s 2010 World Cup qualifying campaign where they won every game except one and thrashed every team in the group, England looked favourites for the tournament – until they got there and were a complete embarrassment under Capello. International football is a strange thing and performances, mood and confidence can change game to game so despite the media picking apart every performance it’s the actual tournament that counts so just get there!
England are competing with Ukraine for the automatic qualification spot as both teams got into tomorrow with only a point separating them. Ukraine have San Marino, who have only ever won a single game ever, yes ever. So basically Ukraine have already won which means England need to win, a draw will not be enough. This would make any man feel nervous going into such a game no matter who he is backing, but this is England – a reason to feel that extra bit nervous. This situation isn’t too dissimilar to 2007 when Steven McLaren’s England failed to qualify for Euro 2008 in the last game against Croatia – one of England’s lowest moments. England are experts at making things harder for themselves, for succumbing to pressure. Not only that but Poland aren’t a bad team and will be very disappointed that they won’t be going to the World Cup. They have Lewandowski, one of the world’s best strikers as well as a number of very dangerous players who can cause England huge problems. If England don’t win they go into the play-offs, simple as that and to tell you the truth if that’s the case I’m not confident England will qualify at all.
England looked good in the last game against Montenegro and will want to keep the same team for Poland. Walker is suspended after being booked against Montenegro so I expect Jones to start at right-back and right away our back four looks very inexperienced. The only other change that could be made is that Townsend is a doubt after a knock he got after scoring his screamer on the weekend which would be a major blow as he looked our best player with his positivity and intelligent runs. Hodgson may also want replace Lampard with Wilshere but I think he’ll stick with Lamps. England need a similar performance from the weekend and if they don’t match it then we could be in trouble. England have managed to make much easier situations look an absolute disaster before so the nerves will be rife come the morning. It doesn’t have to be pretty, I don’t care if it turns into a long-ball shit fight as long as get over the line so for fuck sake just go out there and win it England.
Classic work by Ben Sigmund for the All Whites
Kenny Cunningham - must have had a great time in primary School. I wonder if they called him Kenny Cunny or Ken Cun?
Awesomely, the Nix had (unbelievably) over 90% possession against to Roar for the first 10 minutes at the Cake Tin. Even with Four 1st XI players (Brockie, Durante, Moss and Leo Bertos – embarrassingly) being out of action (All Whites duties) the Phoenix looked right on top, early on. Oak Tree Whoregasms (Stein Huysegems) managed to nip in at the near post for a lead after 20 minute – a spell of play which had me unusually optimistic. However, once Brisbane decided to turn up and pass the ball, the ring-ins were taken advantage of. New young Fullback Luke Adams was sold down the river at least 5 time before being hauled off, and Costa Rican Cunningham looks like a bit of a racial marquee signing - I’m pretttttty sure I didn’t seem him beat a player or cross a ball in at least 10 attempts. Brisbane deservedly equalised after half time, but in all honesty, both teams looked tired and rusty. A draw would have been a great result for Wellington, and looked like a point in the bank after 92 minutes. But a 92nd minute winner had me facepalming. Classic youtube defending from Box-head Boxall and 6 pack Sigmund highlighted the worst aspect of last season – surely we aren’t preparing for another season of mediocrity?
My reaction to Brisbane's 92nd minute winner
In hindsight, though, that’s a pretty harsh call. Although the fashion of the result was almost laughable, the Phoenix did look to knock the ball around - avoiding the classic World War 2 bombing tactics of yesteryear. These are Promising signs from a team which has mirrored the disappointing nature of Stoke City over the last 3 or 4 years.
I’m not betting against more disappointment, this is just the natural order of things as Kiwi football fans. But as I avoid handing you clichés to confirm what you already know about early season results, most of the fans of the Phoenix will agree that Ernie Merrick seems like a step in the right direction. Whether or not its pays off will be another story. The same can be said for the new signings. Other than the impressive Hernandez, the misfires were noticeable early on, but Paul Ifill wasn’t promising in his first 2 or 3 games - look at him now. Good luck to the Phoenix, I’ll see you all at the pub.
Team of the Week:
Jaaskelainen (West Ham)
Zabaleta (Man City) Davies (Hull City) Reid (West Ham)
Henderson (Liverpool) Oscar (Chelsea) Noble (West Ham) Januzaj (Man Utd)
Silva (Man City)
Suarez (Liverpool) Remy (Newcastle)
Hero of the Week:
Januzaj probably has to be hero of the week as he grabbed both goals that saw Man Utd overcome Sunderland 2-1. It was another forgettable performance by United but Moyes will be relieved to get his first win in 3 weeks. The 18-yearold has been talked about for a while with rumours already circling about Barcelona wanting to nab him and you can see why, he’s good on the ball, links up with players well and has an eye for goal. I found it bizarre that Moyes wasn’t frantically running around during the transfer window for a midfielder and left it late to secure Fellaini but it makes sense now. Man Utd have always signed players if the money was right and that they thought would definitely improve the team, the went for Fabregas and couldn’t get him so rather than pay over the odds or take a risk on another player who may not fit the bill, they’ve said “well we got a few decent youngsters let hold out and see how they go” fair play. Moyes obviously has faith in the young Belgian and its paid off so far and even though one game doesn’t make a player, Januzaj looks like he could be just like that new signing they needed this season.
Remy also deserves a mention after earning Newcastle a vital 3 points against Cardiff with 2 fantastically taken goals. He’s clearly a top class striker and the Toon will want to snap him up permanently before someone else does. Bent is definitely hero of the week for Fulham and even more so Martin Jol as he scored the goal that secured a 1-0 against Stoke. Jol has been under a lot of pressure and I did pick him out as a manager who could well be the first to get the sack this season but he’s hanging in there and rightly so. He looked very worried and disappointed last week as you could see his lack of results was getting to him so he must’ve been relieved to see Bent take that goal so nicely. He deserved that win and hopefully he turns it around.
Nipple of the Week:
I haven’t really got a nipple this week more a whole barrel of tits that keep making these managerial appointments. Poyet has been announced Sunderland’s new manager replacing Di Canio. Now Poyet may turn out to be a good manager, he may get Sunderland playing good football and turn the results around but does he deserve the job? Di Canio didn’t deserve the job and this trend of appointing someone just because they’re foreign is ridiculous.
Why is it so hard for British managers to get top jobs? There are managers like Chris Hughton who coached for 20 years before he got his first managerial job at Newcastle, like Steve Clarke who worked his way up for over 10 years to get the West Brom job. So how can managers like Di Canio, Poyet, Zola, and so on walk into top jobs? These three barely have 10 years’ experience altogether so how have they all got Premier League jobs? What about the Neil Warnock’s, Owen Coyle’s, Eddie Howe’s, and Dave Jones’s? its seems to be fashionable to appoint these foreigners just because a few such as Martinez and Laudrup have come in and done well, it’s as if without a non-British manager your club is going to do well! So Sir Alex, O’Neill, Moyes, Redknapp, Sir Bobby, and Hodgson have never had any success then? I don’t care how Poyet does at Sunderland but no doubt he’ll get Sunderland passing the ball more and then the media will pretend that he’s really turned them around and its very honourable the way they play. It will be like no one has ever of thought of playing such expansive football and especially not all these uncultured British managers! His team can pass the ball all they like but you still need to get results. On top of that he was sacked at Brighton during the summer for unknown reasons with the club very hush about it, sounds very strange. Well anyway hope this appointment doesn’t turn out as much as a farce as the last one for you Sunderland, good luck with your cliché appointment.
I want you to think back a couple of weeks, think back to the opening round of the EPL or even before the season. Now think about judgements that journalists or pundits had made on certain teams and compare them to now. Are they the same, have they changed slightly, or have they gone totally the opposite way and have pretended they had never made any previous predictions on a certain matter? Most likely the latter. With the new Premier League season being 2 months in I’ve seen some mental yarns by pundits and journalists alike that have gone back on judgements they have previously made and fail to acknowledge it. It’s pure amateur fickleness and I can’t be doing with it but its common place in today’s media. If he scores a goal one week he’s a natural goal-scorer, if he misses a penalty the next week he’s mediocre at best, and if he looks like he MAY have dived then blimey, he’s scum of the earth. The Niche-Cache are more human, we make judgements and develop opinion for you to enjoy having a gander at but we always stick by what we write, unlike some who have already showed their inconstant nature with their pre-judgements on Arsenal and the new managers. The fact that such fickle views have been made so early in the season gives my tummy a tickle.
Arsenal had a horrible summer of transfer activity with the board claiming to have plenty of money to spend but failing to secure deals for high-profile players such as Suarez and Higuain. Basically however they had planned the transfer window to go, didn’t happen in the slightest. To add to this they lost on the opening day of the Premier League season to Villa at home. It was an embarrassing defeat but also a poor performance which highlighted that they needed signings and fast.
Straight away the media pulled their knives out and started cutting chunks out of Arsenal and rightly so. However now they are top of the league 2 months on from this point and the media are comparing the team to the ‘Invincible’ team that went a whole season undefeated just under a decade ago. It’s as fickle as football media can be. Don’t get me wrong some develops have occurred with Ramsey looking like he’s having a breakthrough season and the signing of Ozil on the final day of the window but it’s still the same team! Arsenal have played well and do look good but they still wasted time in the transfer window and still weak in some areas – like upfront. The invincibles team of the past won league and FA cups! I can’t see this team doing the same, it may well be the beginning of a team who will challenge for silverware but to go from saying Arsenal are barely top 4 to saying they are one of the best in recent history is a bit far-fetched. I have seen such articles on a number of top sporting websites and these fellas must have very short memories. It makes you wonder what they’ll say the next time Arsenal lose, no doubt a headline like “Arsenal have plenty of class but lack of ambition”. Tossers.
Mourinho is a man who must be reeling at how the media have flipped their mood on him. When he was re-appointed at Chelsea, in fact even before hand, the media couldn’t get enough of him. He’s the saviour, the best manager around, a genius, the special one. Even before he got the job the media had decided he will win the league and can do no wrong. Well what a difference 2 months makes. Mourinho stormed out of a press conference last week as journalists badgered him about not including Kevin De Bruyne in the last 2 games. They’ve criticised the loaning out of Lukaku, his tactics, and have attempted to stir the pot between him and AVB. How can the opinion or viewpoint of not just a few pundits but a whole media spectrum change so dramatically? It contradicts their position as pundits, it makes them seem that they don’t know what they are talking about rather than giving the expert insight they claim they have.
The most bizarre aspect of the media getting on Mourinho’s back about leaving out De Bruyne is that the week before they were on his back about excluding Juan Mata! He can’t win! He simply cannot play all these talented midfielders at once. Not only this but Mourinho is the first manager to give De Bruyne a chance after AVB, DI Matteo, and Benitez all shipped him out on loan! Do these pundits actually have opinion or insight or do they just base their discussions on sport by the day?
The fickleness makes me laugh. As audiences we read the views of pundits and sport journalists to give us a constructive and expert perspective. Journalists of this nature write stories to create reaction but when your brown-nosing someone one week then jumping on them the next it’s no longer professional but petty. It takes sport journalism from honest discussion to gossip gutter press. Don’t bother with the fickleness of part-time gloom and doomers like Steve Howard and Phil Mcnulty - well only if you want a giggle. The Niche-Cache doesn’t drag itself through the gutter with petty gossip nor change our overall opinions based on the latest results or line-ups. We bring sport discussion back to the honest, knowledgeable, and witty manner you crave. We stand by what we say, not forget what we’ve said so we can go back on it later. Managers don’t become idiots overnight and teams don’t become world-beaters after 3 wins. There’s a long season ahead and no doubt positions will change and so will viewpoints but The Niche-Cache being the best place to read up on some sporting yarns wont.
Wood’s hamstring injury is still keeping him out, and he’s now in serious doubt for the All Whites friendlies coming up. Without him, Leicester had a solid 2-1 win at Yeovil midweek, but dropped one to Doncaster over the weekend, a 1-0 loss thank to a Kasper Schmeichel goalkeeping OG. The Foxes drop...
Team of the Week:
Lloris (Spurs)
Olsson (West Brom) Caulker (Cardiff) Davies (Swansea)
Gnabry (Arsenal) Sigurdsson (Spurs) Ramsey (Arsenal) Amalfitano (West Brom)
Barkley (Everton)
Sturridge (Liverpool) Lukaku (Everton)
Manchester Rain:
Both City and United slipped up over the weekend with the former losing 2 in-a-row in the league. the biggest blow falls to United because of this but also considering last week’s defeat was a 4-1 thrashing against City while this week they lost at home to West Brom for the first time since 1978 – officially the worst start a Man Utd team has made in the Premier League years. City also managed to lose 3-2 away to Villa despite taking the lead twice. All the big clubs that have had managerial changes are the slowest starters; it should be common sense that such changes take time to become familiar for all involved but modern football dictates results and quickly, either way we got a very close season ahead.
Now it’s easy to sit here and say that Man Utd don’t look good, they are struggling under new management, Moyes hasn’t got a clue. This was always going to be the case though; it was never going to go swimmingly. However the media often lack logic with their reporting and often miss the bigger picture and we’re seeing that with Moyes and even Mourinho who stormed out of a press conference yesterday. Surprisingly Pellegrini seems to have avoided some of the media flack for some unknown reason despite his team definitely looking vulnerable at the back and already throwing away points due to pure carelessness. Now even the most optimistic of Man Utd fans wouldn’t have expected Moyes to go on and win the treble in his first season, in fact if it wasn’t for Chelsea and Man City getting new managers too I doubt the fans would even expect the title. There has to be a period of transition and it may take a season, it would take Sir Alex a season but that’s because he had 20-odd years of continuity behind him, it will take longer for Moyes. Basically we’re 7 games in and Man Utd haven’t started well but is it necessary to doubt the man’s pedigree? Do the media really need to pounce like they do? Give the man some time.
Pellegrini will be very disappointed that they followed up last week’s win with a loss this time as they could have built up some great momentum with that win. The way in which they lost will be more of a worry for Pellegrini. The first girl they conceded was dreadful awareness by the City defence and even though it was offside, they deserved to concede due to their failure to pick up simple runs. Kompany at one stage literally pointed at the space where the Villa player should play the ball and he did. The third and winning goal was nothing short of comical. A straightforward clearance by Guzan in the Villa goal went right in between City’s centre-backs in which Weimann latched onto before Joe Hart to tap home. You can’t throw away goals like that and can’t lose games like that so the British media may not be on your back Pellegrini but I’m in the mood for a Chilean piggy-back.
Hero of the Week:
Hero of the week has to go to Lukaku although he only just edged Sturridge. Lukaku got himself and Everton 2 goals as they beat Newcastle 3-2 on Monday night. Mourinho finds himself with 2 strikers at Chelsea that have yet to score in the league while he has loaned out Lukaku to Everton where he’s got himself 3 goals in 2 games – continuing his form from West Brom last season. It’s a bizzare decision as Lukaku is a goal-scoring machine with a great attitude and there is no doubt he’d get goals for Chelsea. Anyway it's Everton that are enjoying him now and will be until the end of the season if he keeps this up. Without Lukaku I was wondering where their goals were going to come from as Jelavic looked to be going through a dry spot but now they have the big Belgian in there to bang some in. Everton are starting to look good now and Martinez looks like he’ll be showing what he can really do.
Nipple of the Week:
It’s hard to pick nipple of the week this week which is a bummer because I just love those weeks where I can straight go “mmm yep he’s defo the nipple this week” but there hasn’t been anything that stands out. Rio could be highlighted as he got embarrassed by Amalifitano as the Frenchman strolled past with ease into the box to score the goal of the weekend. Chamakh is another who made himself look a bit of a tit as he dived for a penalty when he could have tried to score for Palace but ended up getting booked for simulation. Their quite minor ones but a nipple is a nipple so looks like we got a pair.
No Woody again this week. He’s still nursing the injury that kept him out last week, but The Foxes did fine without him on this occasion. A David Nugent double gave them a valuable 2-1 win over Barnsley as they...
“Oh, there's no justice like angry-mob justice” – Seymour Skinner
Ok internet, settle down now. There’s no need to overreact to every result with wildfire and nuclear warheads. Nobody goes through a season undefeated; even terrible results have to be expected now and then...
Team of the Week:
Marshall (Cardiff)
Sagna (Arsenal) Kompany (Man City) Baines (Everton)
Amalfitano (West Brom) Ozil (Arsenal) Toure (Man City) Townsend (Spurs)
Nasri (Man City)
Aguero (Man City) Remy (Newcastle)
Man City 4 Man Utd 1:
So Man Utd were embarrassed on Sunday at the Etihad Stadium as they went down to City 4-1. Not only is the score line bad but the performance was pretty dreadful. All over the place defensively and not being able to keep the ball and mount any pressure in the final third – City wanted it more. City put in a fine display full of energy, desire and confidence. Looking uninterested and casual is something I’ve criticised of City already this season but this (and rightly so) they didn’t hold back and I can’t say the same about United. It’s a fantastic feeling to win a derby and City fans will be over the blue moon but they will also know – as pointed out by Captain Kompany – that it’s just one game, and one game doesn’t make a season.
United’s poor distribution from defence is a constant theme so far this season and it proved a failure in this game as City’s high pressure paid off leading to United giving the ball away in dangerous areas. Playing without a recognised right-back is another issue for United as they seem unbalanced having centre-back such as Jones and Smalling covering for the injured Rafael. Three of City’s four goals came from mistakes made on that right side with Valencia failing to cover and Smalling being dragged centrally. Fellaini also looked very average and I think Moyes made a mistake starting him in this game and maybe even signing him in the first place. He may turn it around but he just doesn’t look a United player.
You can’t take anything away from City though; they highlighted United’s weaknesses and made them pay for it. Rooney was the only bright spark for United and scored a fantastic free-kick but it was too little too late. City looked hungry and dangerous every time they had the ball with power, skill and creativity – their best performance so far. United have the chance to bounce back against Liverpool in the Carling Cup during the week while City will want to use to take themselves on a run.
Hero of the Week:
Aguero is the hero this week as he scored two goals in City’s big win but was also the top performer. Every time he got the ball he created something, he can score from anywhere and even has the vision to pick out a deadly pass. His finish for the first goal was a great but of improvisation and his second was a determined and no nonsense – helped by United’s woeful defending. He put a mass amount of pressure on United off the ball as well chasing down players on the ball which resulted in United’s biggest downfall. As a striker he’s got it all and if he stays injury free he may well be the league’s top scorer, he’s without doubt City’s most potent attacking weapon.
Nipple of the Week:
As if you didn’t already know. Di Canio is the undisputed nipple of the week, of the first 2 months of the season, what a tit. He was deservedly sacked on Monday after another dreadful display in which Sunderland were comfortably taken care of by West Brom. It’s come to fruition now that players went to the Sunderland board on Sunday to complain about the Italian’s violent criticism of the team. It was obvious not a single player liked him and same with the fans. What were the board thinking hiring someone like him? He’s dysfunctional, over-passionate, and hot-headed – they sacked Martin O’Neill to get this idiot in! Sunderland have got a big appointment ahead because they can’t afford another poor judgement. They need to bring someone in with experience, who can bring stability, and can get his team enjoying their football – basically the opposite of Di Canio. I hope this is the last time we see clubs taking a gamble on these sorts of managers who are just big names with no pedigree or proven quality, it’s an insult to managers like Hughton, Clarke, and Coyle who have had to put in the hard yards and have actually proven themselves. Be smart this time Sunderland don’t appoint a nipple.
Wood has faded away within the Leicester City squad recently, not in the least due to striker Jamie Vardy’s return to form. The Foxes won 2-1 against Blackburn midweek, which put them briefly on top of the Championship table. Wood was an 80th minute sub in that one, but he wasn’t even on the bench as Leicester drew with Blackpool on the weekend. Two goals in 3 minutes looked to have it sealed for Leicester but a very, very late penalty
In the past 7 days, Wayne Rooney has scored three crucial goals. A cracking free kick against Crystal Palace and two high class finishes against Bayer Leverkusen. Yet after a very successful week, both he & manager David Moyes have still refused to confirm he is content with life at Manchester United.
I’m a bit gutted for Wazza. It seems that he’s had a lot more negative press than usual over the last few...
So the Premier League is back after the International break which also means that most players have declared themselves fit again after pretending to be wounded soldiers to get out of playing for their countries. Oh the patriotism! Whether they played for their countries or not the first game back into club fixtures after such a break can be quite a tame affair. Players can seem tired and slow as well as some teams losing some momentum over the break. Despite this however there were still vital points up for grabs as well as a fair share of players making their debuts after the transfer window closed just before the international break.
Team of the Week:
Jaaskelainen (West Ham)
Coleman (Everton) Distin (Everton) McAuley (West Brom) Rose(Spurs)
Ben Arfa (Newcastle) Ramsey (Arsenal) Ozil (Arsenal) Naismith (Everton)
Sigurdsson (Spurs)
Rooney (Man Utd)
Hero of the week:
It’s out of Sigurdsson, Rooney, and Ramsey this week as they all contributed so much to their teams’ victories with Sigurdsson and Ramsey grabbing a brace each. Sigurdsson was the finisher at the end of two well worked goals by Spurs who had a spring in their step despite the loss of Bale. New signing Eriksen looks a very tidy player indeed and was involved in the build-up for both goals. Spurs could have scored more with Soldado and Townsend coming close but it was the Icelandic international who stepped up. Rooney had his best performance so far this season despite a lack of rhythm in United’s attack and despite having some ridiculous head gear on. He got a bad cut on his forehead during training before the international break (conveniently) so had some extra protection on – surely he could have worn that for England? But don’t start me on that. He had the most cutting edge in the team and looked the most likely to unlock the Palace defence with one pass to RVP being particularly stunning only for the Dutchman to hit the bar. He capped off his performance with a well measured free-kick into the bottom corner of Speroni’s goal that has Moyes grinning from ear-to-ear. However the hero is Ramsey who took both his goals superbly as Arsenal gunned down Sunderland 3-1. Arsenal dominated the game but let Sunderland back into the game after they gave away ANOTHER penalty this season. No fear though as Ramsey stepped up as he has more than once already this season with a superb volley to put Arsenal back in the lead and then a calm finish at the end of a fantastic move to secure that crucial two goal cushion. Ramsey has had a fantastic start to the season and is starting to look like a leader out there for the Gunners. It looks as though Arsenal are going to need plenty of goals from midfield this season and Ramsey is stepping up to the plate, Wenger needs to keep this boy fit and in the team.
Nipple of the Week:
Di Canio? Walcott? Or referees in general? The Walcott one may seem a bit harsh but he wasted 3 fantastic chances against Sunderland as Arsenal should have gone in at half-time with the game wrapped up. Two of these chances were one-on-ones which is something that he usually excels at. Ozil showed what a class act he is with a great performance and he picked out Walcott with ease, almost too much ease. Those chances needs to be buried as missing those chances gave Sunderland a sniff and they eventually equalised, if it wasn’t for Ramsey’s two goals Walcott wouldn’t be too popular in the dressing room. Maybe I’m jumping on his back a bit as its only one game but after his display for England against Ukraine last week I’m not his biggest fan at the moment – he’s simply not in good form.
The refs didn’t have the best weekend with quite a few dodgy decisions. The ref at Old Trafford was quite inconsistent with his penalty decisions and unfairly sent off Dikgacoi after he barely brought down Young. He earlier booked Young for simulation in a challenge with the same player but even before this moment he didn’t book Evra for what was also a blatant dive. Holloway was fuming once again in his post-match interview claiming “I literally can’t afford to say anything so I’ll keep my mouth shut” classic Holloway after being fined a few weeks ago few comments made about an official. Scummer Schinderlain also managed to get away with nothing after diving in two-footed on Diame during the Southampton vs. West Ham game. Obviously we could talk about referee decisions every week but why is it always the same issues being discussed and never any solutions? Di Canio tried to shuffle the blame of Sunderland’s result on someone else – this time in the shape of the referee. Fair enough it was a dodgy decision and they were unlucky but how about the rest of the game Paulo? I don’t think the players want to play for him and their defence needs sorting out. He seems to think the whole world is against him but from what I can see it’s Di Canio vs. Di Canio.
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So the transfer market closed during the week with clubs pulling off signings that ranged from the obvious, to the ridiculous, to the bizarre. It’s easy to judge these signings now and the amount of money that was spent but only time will tell on whether all the money was worth it.
Team of the Week:
Lloris (Spurs)
Johnson (Liverpool) Skrtel (Liverpool) Davies (Swansea)
Redmond (Norwich) Cazorla (Arsenal) Jedinak (Palace) Hernandez (Swansea)
Ben Arfa (Newcastle)
Giroud (Arsenal)
Hero of the week:
There weren’t many goals scored in the Premier League this weekend but there have definitely been decisive goals. Giroud, Sturridge, and Ben Arfa all scored winning goals for their respective teams in 1-0 victories that were either very tight or stale. Any man who steps up and grabs a games solitary goal in a hero but for this week it has to be Giroud. Although Sturridge’s goal was a great bit of movement and improvisation I think the tall Frenchman put in a brilliant display overall as well as grabbing a tidy goal. Giroud is starting to find consistency in his goal-scoring and performances and is repaying the faith shown in him by Wenger. He held the ball up, showed great touch, brings other into play and looks a player with great confidence which he lacked last season. His goals was well worked by Arsenal and then finished with a great flick into the near post by Giroud who could have got more goals if it wasn’t for the fine performance from Lloris in the Spurs goal. Giroud was at the centre of everything causing the Spurs defence all sorts of trouble, he looked a leader out there.
Nipple of the week:
The weekends game were a bit tame this week especially considering we had 2 big derbies in the shape of Liverpool V Man U and Arsenal v Spurs so it isn’t as clear cut this week whose been the biggest nipple. It’s out of Di Canio and referee Anthony Taylor. Taylor refereed the Cardiff v Everton game and missed some crucial calls with one being an absolute blatant penalty. Baines (who had another brilliant game) stormed into the box and was totally bowled over by Medel, it was a rugby tackle! Taylor was in a great position to see it and just waved play on, everyone in the ground though it was a penalty, they were just waiting for the whistle! Taylor is the same ref that caused controversy in the Arsenal v Villa game on the opening day and we’re starting to see a trend from the man. He creates more issues then has to and his unnecessary decisions (or lack of them) seem to add hostility to the game which leads to more stupid fouls and yellow cards, basically he struggles to control a game. I don’t like to pick on refs but we’re 3 games in and in 2 of them he’s managed to cause unnecessary controversy.
The nipple of the week has to go to Di Canio though. John O’Shea got sent off as Sunderland went down 3-1 away to Palace. Now to be fair O’Shea made a mistake as he lost the ball and then got sent off when he dived in to stop Gayle going through on goal but there was no need for Di Canio to talk about his CAPTAIN the way he did after the game. He questioned O’Shea’s leadership and his experience which by itself is harsh when O’Shea is a player who rarely puts a foot wrong but to do it publicly is very poor man-management. He’s a hot head and he’s throwing around blame for his team losing, he’s the manager, he chose the team, he chose the tactics. He went on to say his team don’t have the heart and that’s why he’s requested more players. Well done Paulo your players are going to love playing for you now aren’t they? Maybe they just got a bit cocky because of all the mass amount of confidence you give them? How can a manager say that 3 games into a season? I think Di Canio is my new tip to be first manager to get the sack. To think that this time last year Sunderland had Martin O’Neill as their manager, what a step backwards that is.
So, do you want the good news or the bad first? The good? Right. Well Chris Wood had himself quite the game midweek as Leicester City bullied Carlisle out of the League Cup. Wood scored a hat trick (including one from the penalty spot) in a 5-2 win to put the Foxes...
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