Ernie! Why Adelaide? Why Boxing Day? Why So Shit?
Moss let an easy one in, Riera got two yellows and Adelaide got three goals. Merry Christmas Phoenix fans.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Boxing Day Fixtures
There’s something special about the Boxing Day fixtures. The freezing, icy ground sprinkled with snow, the players all armoured with gloves and long sleeves, breathing mist and looking tired from the start.
Absolutely Buzzing: How Watford’s Two Strikers Are Leading the Hornets
Leicester, Arsenal and Bournemouth may all be nursing three game win-streaks heading into Christmas but there is a team out there that can beat that: Watford.
Flying Kiwis – December 22
You know what’s a good way to start a game of football? Try Tommy Smith's Ipswich and their 16 second goal last week.
Ernie! Shout Out To Defence
Roy hit a pen, players wore #SaveTheNix warm up shirts and some Holosko fella scored a pearler in a 1-1 draw.
No Way Jose: Jose Mourinho Gets the Sack at Chelsea Because Nothing is Sacred Anymore
I can’t help but feel that Chelsea Football Club has made a big mistake.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 17
Oh Jose. Where exactly did it all go wrong? And how did it happen so damn quickly?
Flying Kiwis – December 15
It’s hard to know what to make of Chris Wood's Leeds. Every week brings a new emotion and this week it was frustration.
United Nil: How Louis Van Gaal's System is Stifling Man Utd
“Boring, boring Man United” goes the jesting refrain, but Manchester United haven’t been boring in their last couple of games – they just haven’t been very good.
Ernie! Hot And Flustered
Brisbane handled the heat better than our Nix, who showed nice signs before they return to the fortress this weekend.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 16
While Stoke City are doing their best to turn into Barcelona, it seems that West Ham have their goals set at the not-so-lofty heights of Barcelona-Lite, also known as Arsenal.
Welcome to the Weirdest Season in Premier League History
People always talk about how competitive the Premier League but since Blackburn won the thing in 1994-95, there have only been four different champions.
Flying Kiwis – December 8
It’s one thing to know that there’s a kiwi dude playing regularly in the Premier League, but not enough of us realise how freakin’ good this fella is.
Ernie! Bad Pitch, Good Game #SaveTheNix
The pitch wasn't very good, yet that didn't stop the dazzling feet of Roy and Roly. Shout out to some rugged defence as well from the Wellington Phoenix.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 15
A Saturday night just isn’t the same without cramming in a bit of footy at the exact moment in the night when you most wish you were in bed asleep.
Flying Kiwis – December 1
You know when the “Reid All About It” headlines get plastered across the internet that Winston’s either had a blinder or he’s done something silly. In this case, it was the latter.
The Streak Continues: Jamie Vardy and his Cunning Foxes
How has a dude who was playing non-league for Fleetwood Town a few years back become the top marksman in the world’s most competitive league?
Ernie! Shout Out To Sydney For The Point
Graham Arnold employed the Hack-A-Nix theory and the Wellington Phoenix escaped Sydney with a point. On to Auckland, the Melbourne Victory and hopefully some goals from the Nix #COYN #SaveTheNix
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 14
Harry Kane vs Diego Costa. One local English lad, one Brazilian turned Spaniard. One humble and likable, the other infuriating and crass.
Ernie! Livin' (Kinda) It Up In Sydney
After leg one of the Sydney excursion the Wellington Phoenix are under the pump...