Frowned Sterling: What Even Is A Handball Anymore?
Late on in the massive Premier League clash between Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur there was a moment that could prove crucial in the title race this season...
Ernie! It Was (Kinda) Worth The Wait
Blake Powell was perfect, Hamish Watson impressive and the Nix held the fort admirably. It's been a long time coming folks.
Hard & Fast: Phoenix Signing Alex Jones Waits For Paperwork
Alex Jones was recently signed by the Phoenix but he's still chillin' like a villian.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 26
Oh hey Diego. Lovely weather we’re having, right? Yup, a little chilly but we’ll get by. That reminds me, have you seen that new Rocky movie yet?
Flying Kiwis – February 10
Welcome back, New Zealand’s premier football-based player update article named Flying Kiwis is back from a brief summer hiatus.
Ernie! Another Week, Another Mountain Of Possession, Another Loss
This guy scored for Perth Glory, they beat the Phoenix 1-0 and the woes continue.
9 Names to Know from the January Transfer Signings
Get to know some of the Premier League rookies, rogues and revolutionaries ready to live up to all the transfer hype.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 25
Nothing quite like kicking off the weekend’s footy with a top of the table clash. 12 month ago Leicester City were still in last place on the table – now they’re first. What a time to be alive.
Pep Talking: Guardiola Moves to the Big (Manchester) City
Pep Guardiola will be the Manchester City manager next season and the club has chosen to come out and confirm it now, you know, in case those pesky United fans got any fresh ideas.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - (Mid) Week 24
The day must come for all players, you either retire too early or you play until your team no longer needs you. It’s happened to pretty much everyone.
Ernie! 3-1, Youngsters And A New Signing #PositiveVibes
The Wellington Phoenix were once again reasonably average in their loss against Central Coast. There were a few youngsters though who offered some sort of hope and there's a new signing as well.
Ernie! Wellington Phoenix Slump To New Low/Flogging The Dead Horse
Melbourne City have Mooy, Fornaroli and a collection of fine football players who were simply a class above the Wellington Phoenix.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions Week 23
It's Arsenal vs Chelsea this weekend and I'm presuming that it's still the big drawcard of old despite the fact that behind their new cheery veneer this is still the same Chelsea team that got Mourinho sacked.
Ernie! ... You've Gotta Fix This Ernie
Ernie bruh, what's doing?
Flying Kiwis – January 18
The good news now is that Winnie’s back to more or less full fitness. Not match fitness, maybe, but he’s back and raring to go all the same. Now he’s just gotta wait his turn.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - Week 22
THE WELSH XAVI? MORE LIKE THE SPANISH JOE ALLEN!
Anthony Hudson is Right About Football in New Zealand, You Know
Over the weekend, the coach of the New Zealand national football team spoke to some newspaper and went on some radio programme and blasted the state of the game in the country in which he is employed.
The Wildcard’s Premier League Predictions - (Mid) Week 21
“I thought he had great style and movement. He’s a young cat who’ll make mistakes. I don’t want to put any pressure on him but he reminds me of Cecil the Lion.” – Robert Martinez
The Magic of the Cup: A Poem
There's nothing that reminds us why we love the game more than the third round of the FA Cup.
Ernie! Passing To Caspar And Fighting Hard #NilAll
The A-League's leaders got shafted by the ref and our Wellington Phoenix snuck through a tricky encounter with a 0-0 draw. Chur.