Greg Bird - Piss Off, A Poem

What do you do when your co-captain takes a piss?

Not just a piss, but one in public on a cop car

His mother trained him well, he didn't miss

Greg Bird and Todd Carney, they'll see you at the bar

We've seen all kinds of human waste stories from the NRL

Is it kind of cool? Or is it simply rude and obsurd

Sure it's kind of funny, but you're a bunny making the NRL a hard sell

Thankfully this year we've only had number 1's, not a public turd

It seems grown men can't exist without urinating in a naughty way

Or that smacking their chick up like it's okay

While other sports ooze professionalism, this is becoming the ordinary

Hampster the barefoot poet #hori isn't so silly