In a world where inequality still runs rife, where climate change threatens and our economies are run on scales of greed and corruption... nothing gets us more riled up than a footballer getting another footballer sent off.

Last week it was David Beckham getting a role in the new Guy Ritchie King Arthur film. This week it's Ronaldo and Scorsese. For real.

Fans of Premier League stars like Eidur Gudjonsen and Gylfi Sigurdsson might be surprised to hear this, but Iceland has never before competed at a major tournament.

Manchester United on one side, Real Madrid on the other, and poor young David De Gea stuck in between them in a brutal game of tug-of-war.

It’s becoming a growing trend in football. Bigger clubs are finding it harder and harder to pry away talent from the next level of team.

Despite a couple of months of speculation that he was on his way to Manchester United, former Barcelona forward Pedro has instead signed with Chelsea.

Despite performing her job to the exact letter of its description, Eva Carneiro, Chelsea’s team doctor and the only team doctor that anybody outside their own club knows the name of, has been demoted after drawing the ire of manager Jose Mourinho.

Last week it was Jose Mourinho’s beef with Rafa Benitez, this week it’s his tiff with Arsene Wenger. Can’t we all just get along!? (Like these three).

Does anyone know where Angel Di Maria's got to? Because if you do, could you let Louis Van Gaal know?

Some joker makes it rain on Seppy while Phil Neville makes it rain on the beaches of Valencia.

If you don't buy the philosophy you get sold, simple as that. And if you bite people then you get made fun of.

Bubba Sterling fakes a sickie, Ronaldo takes his chances and Micronesia concede 114 goals in three games but still find reason for hope.

Diego Maradona was always a man for the occasion. Plus Pearson, Messi, WHU, Gervinho, Rayo Vallecano & more.

Meet Kingsley. The new mascot of Scottish footy club Partick Thistle and the thing of children’s nightmares.

Alan Pardew's certainly making the most of his holidays in Ibiza...

How do you celebrate a Champions League title? Any damn way you want.

Not even the annual referees convention had as many whistle-blowers as FIFA did this week.

No sooner does one season end, then the next one begins.

God, player agents are the scum of the earth, aren’t they?

Sepp Blatter's staying well clear of FBI jurisdiction. Plus Ronaldo's possible generosity, Chris Smalling's flaming hot tub, some Hennes the Goat and more absolute social media quality.