Fergie's Chewing Gum - September 5

The Dreaded International Window. We all hate it because it comes right after deadline day and we want to see those hot new signings kitting up for our clubs and then they make us wait an extra week so England can stumble to a win over Norway at Wembley. At least these internationals have given us some top moments to savour.

Spontaneous Ruminations on Transfer Deadline Day

Falcao, aye? Who saw that one coming? It was meant to be Real Madrid all along that were hunting for him. Maybe Juventus. Maybe even Man City, Chelsea or Arsenal. Nobody thought he’d be a Manchester United player by the end of the day but then there’s always one massive one like this every year.

Fergie’s Chewing Gum August 29

The iconic Frank Lampard has retired from international football, right before he treks off to America for his New York adventure. He finishes with 29 goals in 106 caps. Congrats Frankie, even if your England career never rewarded you the way you deserved, it wasn’t for lack of talent or effort.

Footy Rhubarb

The hero this week is Jovetic. Aaron Ramsey was a candidate after he scored another crucial goal to earn Arsenal a point at Everton but it has to go to the Montenegro international. Jovetic scored two as Man City beat Liverpool 3-1. 

Yet Another Barca Farce-a

Hey guess what? We’ve been treated to another example of football’s governing body doing something dumb. Barcelona’s transfer embargo has been upheld following an unsuccessful appeal and they’ll be banned from making any new signings during the next two transfer windows. Except that...