Black Caps Black Book .../Diary - One Last Time
Winner, winner, horse dinner ... ? All that matters for the Black Caps against Bangladesh tomorrow is getting that win
Winner, winner, horse dinner ... ? All that matters for the Black Caps against Bangladesh tomorrow is getting that win
The Black Caps are going well so far in the World Cup it's really cool and Aotearoa is loving it which is nice hopefully they can win the World Cup because that will be nice and we can celebrate because we are the best at cricket in the whole wide world
When people talk about the great fighters in boxing history, they talk about the rivalries. They talk about the iconic bouts, they talk about the moments that decided them and the images that captured them.
There's only a few batsmen who can completely disregard the bowlers, the swing, the pace and just go out and whack it
Poem about the Black Caps who play that cricket thing against those Australian guys who seem really nice and will hopefully play nicely against us on Saturday at Eden Park which is a beautiful place.
What can you say about a performance like that? Well, I earn a living saying shit about performances like that so.....
So we want the Black Caps to be ruthless, well the tried. At least they're trying to be ruthless yo
Professional, I like it when professional is used to describe the Black Caps.
They come from some far off distant planet where children are born with a bat in hand and have access to bowling machines, nets and all different training tricks which mould them in to batting freaks.
That's why this game for me is about our bowling attack vs Sri Lanka's batting. Tim Southee, Trent Boult, Big Mitch and Daniel Vettori, that's my attack
The batsmen had to be divided in to the younger lads and the veterans, the OG's, the top dog's. Here's the younger lads
I got pretty excited about the prospect of watching some of the best pace bowlers in the world showcase their ability, but I'm struggling to stay calm about this group of spinners.
"New Zealand have won two and lost six against Australia" top shelf lads, keep up the good work.
Two hundy's and two 5 wicket bags, the Plunket Shield aye!
Vishi Jeet made his debut for the Aces, left arm tweaker, decent bat and he may or may not be able to sing. Hello Plunket Shield...
It all starts with the pace bowlers, the seam bowlers, the swing bowlers, the fellas who run in off more than 10 yards and biff it down the pitch.
Do your job. Who cares about all these other hashtags. The only hashtag that we'll use with the Black Caps is #DoYourJob.
Yeah yeah yeah, good on ya Black Caps
The Sri Lanka series was kinda of like a much better version of a training camp, so there's only so much we can take note of. Now it's the turn of Pakistan.
Ummmm it's just a poem about the Black Caps